Hello friends,
One of the best parts of my life right now is my gig writing at Geekdom House. On Fridays, we post fun, silly articles.
I want to present my current favourite of these, posted today: The Battle of Cute and Deadly.
Tired, old Yoda was strolling along
through the Dagobah swamp like nothing was wrong
when suddenly Mega Gnar popped out of the mist
and pummeled into Yoda with his great, big fist
Yoda force-shoved him back, Gnar landed on his feet
Gnar leapt away through the air as they both felt the heat
of a lightning bolt crashing between them on the ground
and Pikachu came tumbling through the air with the sound
of “Pika!” he cried as he zapped Gnar away
then “Kupo!” Mog the moogle chose to join in the fray
for a moment there was silence, when from out of the fog
sinking teeth into Mog’s ear was the Rabbit of Caerbannog
Then River Tam, Skull the Troll,
Reepicheep, Krtek the mole,
Mogwai Gizmo, the Duck of Doom,
May Chang’s panda and Rocket Raccoon
shouted “for Narnia!” and “Bring the pain!”
and “I can kill you with my brain.”
Reepicheep, Krtek the mole,
Mogwai Gizmo, the Duck of Doom,
May Chang’s panda and Rocket Raccoon
shouted “for Narnia!” and “Bring the pain!”
and “I can kill you with my brain.”
Killua Zoldyk sauntered in with a sigh
dodging every strike like it was easy as pie
Gizmo tried with a leap to jump on his head
Gnar was standing by a tree and looking kinda fed
Nibbler toddled in, confusion on his face
Skull the Troll aimed to smash his head in with a mace
Then Nibbler bared his teeth, they were ready to rend
And he gobbled up the group entirely. So satisfied.
dodging every strike like it was easy as pie
Gizmo tried with a leap to jump on his head
Gnar was standing by a tree and looking kinda fed
Nibbler toddled in, confusion on his face
Skull the Troll aimed to smash his head in with a mace
Then Nibbler bared his teeth, they were ready to rend
And he gobbled up the group entirely. So satisfied.
The End.
